you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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