We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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