If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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