there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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