I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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