Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
