people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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