thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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