Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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