They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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