Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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