p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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