porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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