Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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