I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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