I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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