all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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