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Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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