is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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