Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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