Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Randomize
