I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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