Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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