She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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