So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Randomize
