let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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