Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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