: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
You pole danced in your parka.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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