And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
All the doctor said was why
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Randomize
