READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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