All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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