ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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