all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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