Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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