it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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