you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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