Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
