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(514): View more from Quebec

i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?

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(731): View more from Tennessee

new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.

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ohh what kind?

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(312): View more from Illinois

Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.

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(813): View more from Florida

right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.

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only on the fourth of july.

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(314): View more from Missouri

He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.

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(248): View more from Michigan

How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.

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(515): View more from Iowa

you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account

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(630): View more from Illinois

You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.

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