Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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