your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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