Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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