The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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