Why are handjobs necessary in class?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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