He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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