How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
