There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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