oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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