There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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