im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Randomize
