Dual....:-)
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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