so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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