I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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