she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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