I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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