you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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