I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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